The Shadiest Update
June 21, 2023
A shady update to help you cool down in the summer
Forest fires, sand between the butt cheeks, ticks with horrible diseases, mosquitoes craving your blood. What’s not to love about summer?
To celebrate that summer finally is here we’ve added as many as 28 new gears for you to play around with:
3D Glasses – You might be too young to remember this, but it was the ’90s version of Apple Vision Pro
Sunburnt Skin – Do NOT forget the sunscreen y’all. Match with 'unzipped goat' for a match made in hell
Sandy Skin – Taking sand between the butt cheeks to a hole new level
Inflatable Floater – A squeaky ring for all your squeaky needs
Pixel Shaders – Just deal with it
Uniglasses – When you want to feel extra fast (it’s just an illusion, you will not be faster with these on)
Cone Horns – r/forbidden snacks
Ice Cream Unicone – A UNICONE! Get it?! What do you mean it’s not funny?
Sun Hat – Protect that beautiful scalp of yours
Bucket Hat – I donnu why anyone would wear this but hey, you do you
Flowery Necklace – Did you know that ‘ohana’ means ‘goat’ in Hawaiian?
Flowery Shirt – It’s a must in every fashionista's wardrobe
Cheap Cap – * drools in Jersey Shore *
Fishing Hat – Perfect for your Tinder photo
Shady Shades – When you’re more of a basic goat
Party Shades – A must for hot goat summer
Galaxy Glasses – When you need some space
Shutter Shades – Now you can look like an asshole too!
Beach Mule – A saddle fully packed with beach gear
Beach on the Back – A sand castle + beach toys on the back. What more do you need?
Goatkini – Yes you read that right
Holiday Dad – Being classy isn’t a choice, it’s a lifestyle
Socks in Sandals – Self-explanatory
Flowery Goat Set
Flowery Headband – It’s giving * midsummer *
Leafy Skirt – Take it or leaf it
Leafy Feet – Make everyone fall for you
Svensk Folkdräkt Set
Svensk Folkdräkt Scarf – Match with ‘Svensk Folkdräkt’ to embrace your inner Swede
Svensk Folkdräkt – The epitome of Swedish summer (I swear everyone wears this all the time)
Additional Updates:
Summer-themed menu
Bug Fixes:
If you have found all trinkets you should now be able to get the achievement for it
When you enter the Easter Island area a location text will now pop up
XSX Specific:
Fixed an issue that occurred when you traveled to the boss fight in multiplayer, all clients would be kicked out
Build: 238589
1.0.3.4
February 5, 2024
Smol patch for the PC/console gang
Game Pass Specific:
Fixed a crash that some players experienced in the Game Pass version depending on your computer or Graphics Card. Speaking of crashes, have y’all tried the Cyberpunk DLC?
XSX Specific:
Updated the crossplay compatibility
Build: 311522
1.0.3.3
December 7, 2023
Are goats taking over the world or something?!
We are excited to announce that Goat Simulator 3 is now available on PC via the Microsoft Store and on Game Pass! But wait, there’s more. Microsoft Store players and Xbox Series X/S players are even able to herd together, as the game supports crossplay between these platforms. Holy moly, what a time to be alive.
New Content:
New platform, who dis? We are now on the Microsoft Store and Game Pass!
Man is it cold outside or what
Bug Fixes:
Fixed a client-related issue when traveling to the boss map. Sounds vague enough
Fixed a missing icon in the Sprint tutorial prompt
XSX Specific:
Crossplay functionality has been added to Microsoft Windows Store. People on Xbox X/S and Game Pass subscribers can now play together with Microsoft Store players. Woho!
Fixed an issue that caused the game to softlock after a player returned to the Main Menu after the Host lost connection
Build: 269181
1.0.3.2
August 31, 2023
New Content:
Removed the Summer-themed menu. I would like a refund for this year's Swedish “summer” weather thanks
All summer gears now cost Karma to unlock them
Bug Fixes:
Fixed an issue where players sometimes didn't get the achievement for getting all instincts
PS5 specific:
Fixed a crash related to the AG Camera. Whoops
Fixed a crash related to split-screen on launch
Build: 247625
1.0.3.1
June 27, 2023
Smol patch
Bug Fixes:
Fixed the thumbnail on the Flowery Necklace gear. Ohana or something
When all of your slots are full in the main menu and you delete a slot to create a new one, you will no longer be sent back to the title screen. The game will just start automatically. What a time to be alive
Fixed an issue in split-screen where one player could control another player's wardrobe and not their own wardrobe. You lil rascals
Fixed an issue where the color choice of the summer items wasn't shown until the menu was closed
Build: 239963
Super Duper Pack
December 12, 2024
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s the heroes no one asked for. Will they help you save the world? Probably not. More likely the opposite.
Gear Competition & Hocus Pocus Pack
November 25, 2024
Prepare for trouble… and make it double. The Gear Competition update & Hocus Pocus Pack add-on is here!
PS4 & Xbox One Release
October 15, 2024
PS4 and Xbox One players can finally get their hooves on Goat Simulator 3!